M.L. Fischer

 

M.L. Fischer besides being the author of Shattering the Crystal Face of God and Cosmic Coastal Chronicles, has written numinous articles and countless items of unfounded rumor. Besides writing, he works as the regional snails mangler of a large multinatural copulation.

His interests include surfing, kayaking, hiking, biking , and discussing ,ethics with deciduous trees.

Fischer is the founder of Rollerbathing, America's newest and cleanest sport.

Two of his personalities have B.A. degrees, three have a B.S., and one is reported to be working on a M.A.

He is also the recipient of the National Endowment for the Arts, Lifetime Mediocrity Award, and a fellow of the Society for Capital Letters.

In answer to his critics, Fischer claims that reality is like a Rorschach Test, and if you and I don't see the same thing, one or both of us are probably insane.